So now we know…

[Kalibattanya]

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied
that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to
help her husband in making a living for their family.. The Lord dipped
His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

‘Is this your thimble?’ the Lord asked The seamstress replied, ‘No.’ The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble
studded with rubies.

‘Is this your thimble?’ the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied,
‘No.’
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

‘Is this your thimble ?’ the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, ‘Yes.’
The Lord was pleased with the woman’s honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the
riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the
water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, ‘Why are you
crying?’ ‘Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!’

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. ‘Is this your husband?’ the Lord asked.

‘Yes,’ cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. ‘You lied! That is an untruth!’
The seamstress replied, ‘Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to George Clooney, you
would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said ‘no’ to him, you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three.
Lord, I’m not in the best of health and would not be able to take care
of all three husbands, so THAT’S why I said ‘yes’ to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it’s for a good and honorable reason, and in the
best interest of others.
That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it.

Signed,

All Us Women :laugh: :laugh:

[Omumbejja]

you go girlB)

[Jona]

At last women admit that they are liers.

[Omumbejja]

Jona

Whenever a woman lies, it’s for a good and honorable reason, and in the
best interest of others.

olimba kumatiza bwooba tomatize totawaana

[Jona]

Buli alimba yenna alowooza nti amatizza gwalimbye. Kimubuukirako eyo nga gwalimbye naye amulimbye bulimbi nti amatidde. Amulimba asaana mukkiriza. Abasa n’abasa.

Omuntu atambuliza obulamu bwe kukulimba, munkomerero yabyonna yesanga balimba nebakkiriza, bamuweddeko.

[Efulansi]

Look who’s talking. A man… you guys invented lies!! Haaha.

[Mubiru]

Very interesting. Is there a creature which lies more than women?? Eflansi, you will be surprised to know how good they are at it.

[Kalibattanya]

Ate omusajja okukkiriza nga gumusinze, musooka kweezoba! Wano Eva omusota gwamulimba negumuwa ekibala nawaako Adam. Adam yakkiriza naalya ekibala. Katonda bweyababuza, Adam yagamba ki? Ono omukazi gwewampa yabireese! Awo nga omusango agutadde ku mukazi, neku Katonda eyamumuwa! That’s a man for you.

[Kulabako]

Okulimba kwabonna kati asooka okumatiza yatwaala obubonero, ekirala waliwo abaantu abanoonya okulimbibwa ng’okubuuza kyalabako bwaatyo omulimba bwawoza , songa oluusi munne abaakitegeeza nga yagala kumanya

[Author]

Posts