WATT AND SPEKE (FUNNY CONVERSATION)
I learnt this conversation-poem when I was like 7 years old. And I thought it was cute, remembered it ever since. Then while surfing the net, it came to mind and I looked it up. And voila..
This is a conversation between two men one is called Watt and the other called Speke. Watt in his office and Speke in the phone booth.
Will they be able to understand each other?
Ring a ring ring a ring ring a ring
SPEKE: HELLO? ARE YOU THERE? ARE YOU THERE?
WATT: NO,I’M HERE.
SPEKE: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
WATT: WATT.
SPEKE: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
WATT: WATT.
SPEKE: CAN’T YOU HEAR? WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
WATT: WATT’S MY NAME.
SPEKE: YES, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
WATT: MY NAME’S WATT.
SPEKE: I’M ASKING YOU.
WATT: I’M CALLED WATT.
SPEKE: I DON’T KNOW.
WATT: I AM MR.TOM WATT.
SPEKE: OH, I’M SORRY,I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND.
WATT: WHO ARE YOU?
SPEKE: SPEKE.
WATT: I’M SPEAKING,WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
SPEKE: NO,IT ISN’T.MY NAME’S SPEKE.I WANT TO SPEAK TO DAY.
WATT: YOU CAN SPEAK TODAY. I CAN HEAR YOU.
SPEKE: I DON’T WANT YOU TO HEAR ME.I WANT TO SPEAK TO DAY.
WATT: AT WHAT TIME?
SPEKE: NOW!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO DAY,TO DAY!TO DAY!!
WATT:IT’s TODAY NOW,SPEAK,SPEAK,SPEKE
SPEKE: BUT I WANT TO SPEAK TO MR.HENRY DAY NOW.
WATT: OH,I’M SORRY, YOU CAN’T SPEAK TO DAY ,TODAY.HE
DOESN’T WANT TO SPEAK TO SPEKE TODAY.HE TOLD ME SO.
