A WOMAN’S & A MAN’S POEM

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    MusajjalumbwaMusajjalumbwa
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      A WOMAN’S POEM
      Before I lay me down to sleep,

      I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
      One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
      One who loves to listen long,
      One who thinks before he speaks,
      One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
      I pray he’s gainfully employed,
      When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
      Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
      Massages my back and begs to do more.
      Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
      Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
      I pray that this man will love me to no end,
      And always be my very best friend.

      MAN’S POEM
      I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
      liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.

      #19972
      KulabakoKulabako
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        A NAUGHTY LITTLE POEM??

        I’m sure you can imagine
        As plain as you can be
        The place is Piccadilly
        The player He and She

        She whispered “Will it hurt me?”
        “Of course not” answered he
        “It’s a very simple process,
        You can rely on me.”

        She said “I’m frightened,
        I’ve not had this before.
        My friend has had it five times.
        And said it can be sore.”

        Then finally contented
        Laid back and relaxed a bit
        Quickly and readily he bent over her
        And then he started it

        It was growing rather painful
        Tears formed in her eyes
        It was hurting quite a bit now
        It must have been quite a size

        “Calm yourself,” he whispered
        His face was filled with a grin
        “Try and open a bit wider
        So I can get it in”.

        “It’s coming now,”he whispered.
        “I know.”she cried in a bliss
        Feeling it deep within her now
        She said “I am glad I am having this..”

        And with final effort
        She gave a frightened shout.
        He gripped it in anguish
        And quickly pulled it out.

        She lay back quite contented
        Sighed and gave a smile
        She said,” I am glad I came now
        You made it worth my while.”

        Now if you read this carefully
        The dentist you will find…
        Is not what you imagined
        It’s just your dirty mind!!

        #20357
        OmumbejjaOmumbejja
        Participant

          Yiiiiiiiii maama otusizza kubunkeenke ngotulowozesa size egenda okutta omwana wattu kate tuwogganire omuwala nti abisazeemu alidda olulala .

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